Okay, so the funniest thing happened to me recently. On Friday, I was using my cell phone in the morning and by the time I needed to leave in the afternoon I couldn't find it. Well, I figured it might be underneath the pile of papers near my desk...or the pile of clothes at the end of my bed...or, well...just about anywhere. I figure this is a way to get me to clean...so...
Saturday...I clean and hunt and hunt...no phone. I mean I looked under the bed, in the bed, behind the desk...even in the air conditioning duct (weird, I know). I looked EVERYWHERE. After I exhausted my room, I looked in the living room, in the couches...under the couches...HECK I looked in the refrigerator...NOTHING.
Sunday, guess what I did....I looked for my phone. (and I went to church)
Monday...I cleaned more and I looked AGAIN! Finally, I relented..."okay, it is lost, I just have to face it"...."BUT all those numbers...argghh! i knew I should have backed up my phone."So, I go on ebay to buy another phone (long story, but it is the only way)...I make a bid on a phone and I am the highest bidder. I call my mom and she says she will pray for me...and I go to take the garbage out (I have been cleaning you know...) and BAMB...there is my PHONE!!! Where you say? In the garage...not in the garbage, not hidden in a deep dark place..but sitting there as PLAIN as day on the chair....with 70 missed calls (mostly from me...did I mention I leave my phone on vibrate?). So, I am VERY Excited...until I realize.."I AM the HIGHEST BIDDER....I am about to buy a phone...oh no!" So, what do I do? I pray..."Oh Lord, please let someone outbid me!" I have to go to a party, but I get online just to check....I feel the sweat pouring off of my face (well, not really, but nice affect, huh?) and I see an email...the most beautiful words I could read "You have been OUTBID". Amen! My tragedy is over.
Wow, oh pathetic is that. People are struggling after a hurricane, people need Jesus around the world...and I have anxiety because I lost my cell phone...and then because I found it. I need some help! Well, not really... I wasn't that upset...really I wasn't :).
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Personally I think you should cell the rights to Sony or Paramount pictures.... now I am not saying it will do really really well in the theatre but if they "base it on a true story" and add in some fight scenes with Ninja's and stuff and then some intrigue like the phone number that will end all corruption in the world is on the lost cell and the bad guys are out to get it and destroy it and ..... well you get the idea!
wow, the movie idea is good. I can totally picture it.... but who would play Charlene?
umm, who could play Charlene? I think it would have to be a beautiful yet amazing woman..that is blond...who could do that? We could make Sandra Bullock a blond...but I am not sure she could do me justice, so I would probalby have to play myself :)
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